Alekistan - Summary[]
Alekistan was a Middle Eastern nation created in Globia's season 3 by player hatersgonnahate8. Starting on the small (but glorious) island of Cyprus, Alekistan slowly grew into an influential superpower of the world. Most known for its beautiful builds, traditions, and controversies, Alekistan became a beloved nation in the hearts of many and a large influence on the world of Season 3.
Roles[]
Hatersgonnahate8 - Supreme Leader, Caliph, President, Premier, CEO of Gucci, Chief of Kebab.
Potatomanbrah - Second in Command
HarrisonBB - Master Chief of the Army / Minister of Defense
Ayastigi - Chief of Naval Operations
Moonrojo - Chief of Alcohol
BobFrank - Honorary "Cool-man"
Codywolfdog - CIA Chairman
Names[]
Alekistan went through many different name changes throughout season 3. They are, in chronological order:
1. Alekistani Caliphate
2. Republic of Alekistan
3. Totalitarian States of Alekistan
4. Empire of Alekistan
5. Alekistan
6. King's Landing*
7. New Alekistan
8. Alekistan (again)
9. People's Republic of Alekistan
Traditions[]
Elections in Alekistan - A rigged system where players hatersgonnahate8 and Potatomanbrah would race to the top of the Tower of Zhong. The winner of this race would become the new leader of Alekistan.
The "Alekistani Victory Board" - A message board at the entrance of Alekistan where any and every victory was tallied. The victories listed were: Alekistan: 2 Acurrz: 0 and Alekistan: 1 Greece: 0
Kebab - The staple diet of an Alekistanian and a religion. The first Kebab on Globia was served in an Alekistani restaurant called the "Rooftop Kebab". This restaurant was the most popular restaurant in all of Globia. As well as this, Kebabs were given as medals of honour, and are the focal point of the Alekistani Bible and best-selling book, titled "Kebab Man".
Getting Drunk: The people of Alekistan would drink a lot of Vodka and parade the streets. HarrisonBB and Haters enjoyed getting drunk as a past-time.
"GLORY TO ALEKISTAN!!!": Players would shout this after anything deemed an Alekistani Victory occured. A very good motto.
Flooding of the Alekistani Streets - Before any war, hatersgonnahate8 would flood the streets and buildings of Alekistan with buckets of water.
A good game of Futbol - Alekistan pioneered soccer on Globia, completing the first soccer arena and setting up the first soccer league.
The Law of Zhong - Before the tower of Zhong was destoyed in a terrorist attack, it was a law that no building could be taller than Zhong.
Immigration Policy - Alekistan accepted any and all refugees, no matter what country they were from or what their past was. Most notably, Rensura was let into Alekistan after the German - British war, sparking tension between Germany and Alekistan and eventually leading to World War 1.
Notable Builds[]
Grand Mosque and Palace in Alekistan
Bank of Alekistan / Tower of Alekistan
The Grand Palace & Mosque in Alekistan
Gucci HQ
Soccer Stadium in Istanbul
Alekistani Subway system
City of Bryant
The Duchess
Military Base in Kamchatka
Grand Clock-tower
Arab League HQ
Grand Mosque of Istanbul
Tower of Isreal
The Octogon / Military Compound
Accomplishments[]
Created the first bank of Season 3.
Became the second largest nation of Season 3 by February 2020 after the fall of the Franco-British Empire.
Created the first Soccer stadium / club on Globia.
First man in space.
Had the largest battleship (the duchess) for a while.
Most rebellions of Season 3.
Only nation to be kicked out of the Winter Olympics (due to mass genocide, cheating, and performance enhancing drugs).
Alekistani Football[]
The very second the Football plugin was added to Globia, Alekistan got to work creating a football stadium, world-class team, and league to enter in to the World Cup. Although season 3 did not see the World Cup come into fruition, many games were played in the stadium and Alekistan had a good time.
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The Duchess was Alekistan's flagship, and at one point, the largest ship in the world. This ship was Alekistan's "capital at sea", and was made to act as Alekistan's capital in the event of a war. It was around 180 blocks long, and boasted over 21 cannons, an iron interior, 2 runways, a helipad, and a complete throne room. This ship was Alekistan's pride and joy. It was eventually sunk by Acurrz of the Roman Empire off the coast of Italy after the fall of Alekistan. Ayastigi created many ships for Alekistan and was the chief naval strategist.
The Alekstani Fleet
The Duchess docked next to Alekistan City.
Gucci of Alekistan[]
Alekistan's Gucci was one of its most prominent businesses. The first Gucci was made in downtown Alekistan, and the business quickly spread to almost* every continent in the world. The clothes sold here were made from premium Syrian leather, at first exported by Sadam Hussain but then handed over to Alekistani workers. Gucci had headquarters in: Korea, Wuhan, Appalachia, London, North Africa, Antarctica, and a planned location in Brazil. After Alekistan's defeat in World War 1, Haters passed the title of CEO to THAPENGUINKING so that Gucci would live on. He did a good job :)
Prominent figures in the history of Alekistan (non Alekistani)[]
Sadam Hussain was the first player the Alekistani Caliphate came into contact with, and offered the nation steak, Islam, and protection. He inspired Alekistan with his bomb threats and dedication to Allah.
Acurrz was a helper for the beginning part of Alekistan's life and was involved in almost every Alekistani controversy. He eventually sunk the Duchess after the fall of Alekistan and finally gained a point on the Alekistani Victory board by the end of season 3.
Max_BTShow was the leader of Greece during the Alekistani-Greek conflicts. He eventually became one of Hater's greatest friends, and leader of Pakistan (part of the Arab League).
Krza joined Globia during the middle of Alekistan's life. Hater's and Krza became good friends, but eventually went to war against one another in World War 1.
GToMaster was the emperor of China and a large part of Alekistan's culture. He constantly visited the capital city of Alekistan and consumed many Kebab. He created the favourite vacation spot of Alekistani citizens: Wuhan.
IcyMC_ was a Chinese prince. They are one of the MOST IMPORTANT players in the history of Alekistan. Almost all of Alekistan's developments were due to their donations. They are the record holder of Alekistani Medals of honour, ending the season with about 4. They were Alekistan's greatest soccer rival. They were Hater's best friend. They were Alekistan's biggest supporter, and made an honourary member of Alekistan by the end of the season. They went on to form the Third Alekistani Caliphate in Season 7.
Eck first joined Globia as a member of Alekistan, becoming the countries first Slime-fun scientist. After leaving Alekistan to join Rensura in England, the two countries went to war. He joined back with Alekistan for the first world war, and after defeat joined Rensura once more in the Franco-British Empire. After the Empire's fall, Eck joined Norwegia, and after the communist uprisings of season 3, became Alekistan's closest ally. He and Slashtnt protected the lands of Alekistan after the controversial disbanding by staff.
THAPENGUINKING was Antarctica's leader and a close friend of Alekistan. The penguin army fought alongside Alekistan countless times. Was made the CEO of Gucci after the first World War.
Cities & Geography[]
A lot of Alekistan is very mountainous, as a bulk of its landmass is in Turkey. Southern Alekistan is a mountainous desert. To the east are the caucus mountains, with flat-lands directly north and south. As a result of this, almost all of Alekistan's cities were made on the flat pockets of the coasts.
Alekistan City (Capitol)
Bryant
Gwen
Istanbul
Cairo
Jerusalem
Tehran
Georgia
Porto Del Tizio
Baghdad
The Complete History of Alekistan (for those interested)[]
(Brace yourselves)
BEGINNINGS (Alekistani Caliphate)[]
Alekistan began in its first form, the Alekistani Caliphate, around one week into season 3. Player hatersgonnahate8 (Haters) began walking north immediately after spawning in for the first time, trespassing into Egypt along the way (sorry). The walk Haters took, more than anything, was a religious experience as along the way it is said he met Allah himself. Haters was told by Allah to continue north, crossing the mediterranean to finally settle in Cyprus, where he would create a city. Cyprus, before the city was built, was pretty much just a large mountain, with a small amount of flat land to the east. Haters knew he had a lot of work to do, but it would all be worth it in order to spread the good word of Allah. The first building to be built on Cyprus was the Tower of Zhong, made to worship Allah and made completely from the resources of the land as Haters did not yet know of the existence of the /shop command.
ALEKISTANI CALIPHATE & EARLY CONTROVERSIES[]
Alekistan's illegal colony in the United Kingdom sparks intense reaction from the community...
The first player to join the Alekistani Caliphate was none other than Potatomanbrah, the brother of Haters in real life, and second-in-command of the Alekistani Regime. Alekistan was a very loud nation, getting into many conflicts with neighboring nations-- and even superpowers. The first player Alekistan came into contact with was a staff member known as Acurrz. After Potatomanbrah created an illegal colony around a mansion in the United Kingdom, Acurrz, a helper, teleported and told both Potato and Haters to take it down. After around 10 minutes of arguing, the Caliphate eventually lost the land by force, but turned this loss as their first victory over Acurrz as during the argument they had to explain the rules to him... (this would not be the first victory over Acurrz, as Potato beat him in a 1v1 a week after). This entire event caused tension between Alekistan and many other nations, as during the argument many people were insulted. The Alekistani Caliphate was first brought to the eyes of the world because of the First Alekistani Civil War. This war was the result of GToMaster and Acurrz, who pointed out many "flaws" in the election system of Alekistan.
Elections in Alekistan went like this: the first player to reach the top of the Tower of Zhong would become the new leader of the island. This system, however, was exploited by Haters, as he had set a home atop Zhong and would win every time by utilizing the /home command, unbeknownst to Potato. When GTomaster was viewing an election of the Alekistani people, he quickly noticed this and pointed it out to Potato, causing tension between the brothers, and leading to Potato unclaiming the western half of the island and creating the "Republic of Alekistan". This war was spectated by the eyes of the world; Most notably, Rensura and GTomaster, Emperor of China and Vietnam. Lasting around 10 minutes, the war ended after Haters threatened to blow up the tennis courts, which were on his side of the island. Potato, scared of the courts being taken, reluctantly joined back. The second Alekistani Civil War started after Haters blew up the tennis courts shortly after the end of the First Civil War. The outcome of these wars were the players spectating creating many embargos on the Caliphate, and calling upon the world powers of the time to "watch over" the Caliphate and make sure nothing like this would happen again (which the Caliphate did not like). After the civil wars, the Caliphate quickly found itself in trouble again after Haters antagonized the nation of Uzbekistan, whose leader, Teburu, threatened war. The result of this was the creation of the Wall of Alekistan, a large sandstone wall surrounding the island of Cyprus to deter Teburu from attacking.
ALEKISTAN RELATIONS WITH GREECE (Alekistani Caliphate)[]
Evidence of Greek invasion found in Alekistan's Department of Defense building.
After the civil wars, the Caliphate experienced an age of great development and expansion northwards into Turkey. This expansion lead to the Caliphate coming into contact with the nations of Istanbul and Greece. Their eyes laid on claiming all of Turkey, the Caliphate quickly began claiming the bottom coast, establishing the city of Bryant to the far east and the city of Gwen to the west. After Istanbul disbanded, the Caliphate thought claiming all of Turkey would be easy-- until Greece claimed northern Turkey. Haters was very upset at this, as he thought the Turkish lands BELONGED to Alekistan... that claiming them was "Destiny". Lots of back and forth insults between the two nations occurred, each being on the brink of war with one another countless times. Eventually, a meeting was held in the Grand Palace and Mosque in Alekistan, where the nations would discuss a land deal. This meeting quickly fell apart, however, as one of the Greek representatives found evidence of an Alekistani invasion of Greece inside the Alekistani department of defense. After the Greeks left the island Haters and Potato, still the only members, began to militarize the Caliphate. A mass recruitment was called in preparation for the war, in which the Caliphate gained many new members.
The Christmas Griefing (Greek terrorist attack) & Climax of the Greco-Aleki conflict[]
About a week after the meeting, the Caliphate was hit by a terrorist attack in the subway, in which a large portion of the subway was griefed with lava and signs reading "Merry Chirstmas" (The Chirstmas Griefing). This attack was done by none other than Greece, and was the final tipping point for Alekistan. A day later, Alekistan told the World that they were declaring war on Greece, using the Subway Griefing as a CB. The Greeks, at the last second before war, formally surrendered themselves and agreed to meet with Haters to discuss a land deal. After all of these conflicts, the Caliphate was finally given the rest of Turkey (minus Istanbul) and an unbreakable relationship formed between the nations of Greece and Alekistan in the city of Athens.
ALEKISTAN & KRZA (Totalitarian States of Alekistan, Empire of Alekistan, and Alekistan)
After the almost-war with Greece, the Alekistani Caliphate formed (briefly) the Totalitarian States of Alekistan. The TTOA was the first nation to come into contact with player Krza, who started the nation of Switzerland. After talking in chat for a while, Haters and Krza gave each other tours of their nations, with Krza showing Haters his bunker in the Alps and Haters showing Krza the many cities of Alekistan. Both of these leaders quickly became friends, and through the Swiss-Alekistani Defense Pact, agreed to fight alongside each other in the event of a defensive war. These relations were very strong- with Krza encouraging Alekistan to join him in creating a Nationalist State, leading to the creation of the Empire of Alekistan and the German Empire. Alekistan and Krza had what was thought to be an unbreakable bond, and swiftly began to create war plans on the opposing nations of Europe. The first nation the two warred was England. A nation owned by player Rensura and former member of Alekistan, Eck. In about 10 minutes, the battle was over, with Alekistan and Germany claiming victory over the small nation. Haters, however, did not feel as though this was right. Before the war even started, the two planned on taking out a much larger and more capable nation, Britannia, as they had much more to gain from taking the lands of Britannia. But here Krza was- going behind Haters' back and dragging the Empire of Alekistan into a war against a tiny defenseless nation. Haters said that there was "No glory in winning that war". It was a massacre, two Large nations against a tiny, underdeveloped Britain. What Haters felt most bad about was bretraying the trust of his old friends- the leaders of England Rensura and Eck. The members of Germany completely decimated the buildings of England and left nothing behind. Shortly after this war, Haters and Rensura met inside the Octogon; A large military facitily in central Turkey. In this meeting, it was agreed that Rensura and Eck would join Alekistan in taking down Krza, who had now formed the German Reich. In the eyes of Haters, warring and defeating Germany would be the only way to redeem himself, and his nation, to the world. Tensions between Alekistan and Germany began to rise after Krza noticed Rensura had joined Alekistan. During the week before Alekistan would declare, many changes were made. First, through Rensura, Alekistan had allied Britannia, who had agreed to join in the war against Germany. As well as this, Alekistan commited another act of rebelion against the now German Reich by renaming to simply "Alekistan". With this, the many slimefun advancements of Britannia, and the help of Eck ( a slimefun god), Alekistan was finally ready to go to war with Germany.
THE ECONOMIC CRASH OF ALEKISTAN[]
Alekistani Schmeckle, valued at 1000$ by Alekistanians.
Alekistan, for a while, held its own currency. The Alekistani Schmeckle©, or a ball of Clay, which was valued at 1000$ to Alekistanians. The discovery of this currency came after haters was mining in Mount Zhong. During his trip, he discovered that Alekistan was clay heaven! The clay deposits were massive, and after a short mining trip, inventories full of clay were brought to the surface. This lead haters to believe that Cyprus was the ONLY location clay could be found at, so Clay would be the perfect candidate for a currency in Alekistan. Soon after, all transactions done in Alekistan were done using Schmeckles. Schmeckles could be used for Kebab, the expensive clothes at GUCCI©, and even trade with Alekistanians. This system, however, was soon exploited by the players of Globia, who either bought Clay from the shop or had huge amounts themselves. However, it was ONE MAN who crashed the economy. A player by the name of UWU, after discovering the Schmeckle system, quickly began exploiting it, bringing hundreds of thousands of Schmeckles into the economy. Over the course of 2 hours, the entire economic system Alekistan had set up collapsed, the stores sold out, and Alekistan was left with nothing but stacks of useless earth. After officially declaring bankruptcy, all projects in Alekistan was halted and all of the resources were gathered in the middle of town. Food quickly ran out, and Alekistan could not afford to defend itself. They were dead in the water. This all changed, however, when IcyMC_, leader of China, singlehandedly took Alekistan out of depression by paying both haters and potato 100k*.
DESTRUCTION OF ZHONG[]
Zhong is a building of Alekistan that not many knew about. It once stood proudly on Zhong Mountain, the highest point of Alekistan. The Tower of Zhong, named by Potatomanbrah after recieving a vision from Allah, was created by Haters as the first building of Alekistan. This building acted as the spawn, fortress, church, and election site of the Alekistani people. It was the holiest site in all of Alekistan, and by law, was the tallest building (see traditions). Its destruction, however, came when player Truemadlad, Alekistan's second ever member and Governor of Georgia, committed an act of domestic terrorism and, with out asking, decimated what he called "that old building", flattening the hill of Zhong and replacing it with a large building-- larger than Zhong. This was the worst thing to ever happen to Alekistan and put Potato into a deep depression. It did, however, spark an age of development as finally buildings could finally be taller than zhong.
WORLD WAR 1[]
Alekistan geared for war on the 30th of December, after formally declaring the treaty the two countries made in the past void. The nations joining on the side of Alekistan were: Antarctica, Holy Brittianian Empire, and Tennessee. On this side of the German Reich was Finland.
Alekistani war plans found in the Octagon.
The flooding of Alekistan, the night before World War 1
As this article is on the Alekistani page, the rest of the WW1 section will be told by hatersgonnahate8 in the first person:
Alekistani Boys going to war
" Even after all the reasons I had to declare war on Krza, I still don't know what led me to do it. All I know is that it was a rush. It was all so exciting to me. Alekistan would finally prove to be the top world power. We would finally show the world that we mean business. With our greatest allies by our side all lined up on the streets of Alekistan, I typed those dreaded words into chat... "ALEKISTAN IS DECLARING WAR ON THE GERMAN REICH.". Krza was taken completely by surprise at first. Even after all of the Rensura stuff, me and Krza were still friends. We were all so confident that we would win. We outnumbered them about 12 to 3. There was no way we could lose. We had everything planned out. But in the back of my mind, I felt very uneasy. Even though this took Krza by surprise, he seemed strangely.... excited. The war began With me, Rensura, HarrisonBB (the leader of Tennessee) and some members of Alekistan in the capital city, with the war rules stating that Antarctica and Britannia would have to start in their own countries. Immediately, Krza began to fly towards our capital, with Potato and the members of Britannia and Antarctica flying towards his. The second Krza landed in Alekistan, he began picking our members off like flies... one after the other... until it was just me and him. Our PvP match lasted around 10 minutes, with his strategy of stomp boots being made useless by the flooded streets. We began firing shotgun shells at each other, jumping with our wind sticks to get out of each others reach. Eventually, however, he hit me with a headshot, sending me all the way back to spawn. I defended my creation till the very end, but lost. The timer began, with Krza overtaking our capital first, and Potato eventually overtaking their capital about 2 minutes later. It was now a race to kill Krza. On my motorcycle, I began to race back to Alekistan, but was quickly running out of time. The members of Antarctica and Brittania still had not made it to Europe, and all hope was lost. Right as I got to egypt on my bike, the war was over. Krza had maintained control of our Capital for 20 minutes, with potato only capturing theirs for 18. It was so close, but we lost. My time was done. Even after all of this, I wouldnt say Krza was a bad guy. He was just playing the game.. or rather.. we were just playing his. Even after this war, me and him remained friends, and he even offered to give me back my lands after the war. It was too late, however, because immediately after the war I disbanded Alekistan. "
KING'S LANDING (ALEKISTAN POST WORLD WARS)[]
King's Landing
After Alekistan disbanded, Haters and the HarrisonBB, who disbanded Tennessee after the war, went into exile, forming the nation of King's Landing in the Kamchatka peninsula. This nation, however, had ONE purpose: TO REFORM ALEKISTAN! How could they do this? Well, after Krza had taken over the lands of Alekistan, the Liberty Pact declared war on Krza, finally defeating him and Splitting up his old lands. This, for Harrison and Haters, was not good. Krza, who offered to give the lands back and continue relations-- was now gone, and replaced with Borneo; a once small Asian nation who had claimed over Alekistani Lands after the second world war. Harrison and Haters got to work, creating a large military base and gathering resources for war against Borneo. They, however, wanted to give Borneo one last chance to avoid war-- and offered to buy back Alekistan. Borneo eventually cracked, selling the small island of Cyprus to King's Landing for 100k.
A NEW BEGINNING & BECOMING A SUPERPOWER[]
Harrison and Haters had to virtually start over on Cyprus. The capital city had been looted, and a lot of the buildings were in terrible condition. The grand library had lost all of its books... all of the flags were burned and destroyed... the statues decimated... and Hater's throne, gifted by Greece, was gone. During this time, a lot of the former members of Alekistan began to join back, and a new goal was put into place: Reclaim the lands of Alekistan. This period of Alekistan's history was the period of the most developement and growth After a lot of work, the entirity of Alekistan was reformed in a little over a week. Not just this... but Alekistan recruited enough members to become the third most populated country, and grabbed a lot more land. In about a week, Alekistan had gained the entirity of Italy, Turkey, Iran, the Caucuses, Egypt, Bulgaria, and about half of the Arabian Peninsula. Finally, Alekistan had gained what they had so desparatley wanted the whole time: To be noticed by the world. By this time, Alekistan was top 4 in the world, with China, India, and the Franco-British Empire (formed by Rensura after WW2) just ahead in players and territory. This was the peak of Alekistan, and the greatest age of development within the nation. During this time, Alekistan formed the Arab League to mirror the Liberty Pact, with islamic nations such as Pakistan, Socrota, and the short-lived Persian Empire.
ALEKISTAN VS THE FRANCO-BRITISH EMPIRE[]
This period was not without controversy, however, as Alekistan quickly grew tired of the antics of the Franco-British Empire. Player Rensura, after being given back Great Britain, quickly grew into a huge superpower. After the constant bragging of the nation, the members of Alekistan banded together, creating many memes and compilations of the constant attitude and cockiness of the Empire. These memes made it to every corner of Globia, with people calling the Empire "The next Krza", and threatening war. This all lead to the fall of the Franco-British empire, with player Eck, former second-in-command, leaving to join Norwegia and claim back the island.
COMMUNIST REVOLUTION & THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF ALEKISTAN[]
The final stage of Alekistan before the eventual fall of the empire. Player Jebby joined Alekistan, and after staging a Communist Revolution with Haters, a chain of events lead to the creation of the "People's Republic of Alekistan", Around the same time as this, the Norwegian Empire also made the switch to communism, and after a meeting, the two nations would be the founders of the "international"-- A global communist organization whose goal it was to convert every nation, whether by force or propagenda, to the Communist Ideology. At the peak of the International, 1/3rd* of the Worlds nations had switched to Communism.
THE FALL OF ALEKISTAN & SHORT REBIRTH[]
The fall of Alekistan is a tragic story involving a small snake claim in Egypt. Before it was disbanded by staff, Alekistan had managed to reach 22 members, and around 24,000 chunks of land, making it the second largest faction by the second to last week of the game. This small snake claim, around 12 chunks in Egypt, was pointed out to staff of the reports page, and Alekistan was disbanded shortly after. Immediatley after this fall, the nations of Borneo, player Acurrz, and the many enemies of Alekistan began to claim over the old lands. The flagship of Alekistan, The Duchess, sank to the bottom of the mediterranean off the coast of Italy. However, this story is not all tragic. Socialist Norwegia, the closest friend of Alekistan during its final days, lead by old Alekistanian member Eckxtra, managed to claim and protect the island of Cyprus and all of Turkey, the greatest act of friendship seen in season 3. After this, the members of Alekistan only managed to gain back ~12,000 chunks of their old land by the end of season 3.
SEASON 4[]
Alekistan returned in mid-season 4. See: Alekistan (S4)
SEASON 7[]
Most recently, the third Alekistani Caliphate was proclaimed by Sultan Icy the First of Cyprus in Season 7. See: Alekistan (S7)