Who is Haters?[]
Emporer. President. Caliph. Visionary. Painter. Handsome. Dad. He has a sick ninja turtle skin and is a legendary leader and military strategist. He is also a very successful business man, being the CEO of Gucci and the most prominent Kebab Salesman.
What is Haters?[]
man.
Accomplishments[]
First Man on the Moon
Largest Businesses of Globia
Second most kills in a single Globia olympics
Largest collector of the fine arts in Globia
Largest ship in globia (for 3 days)
Pope of Largest organized religion (Church of the Holy Cactus)
Best all around Block-ball player (17 W -- 0 L)
2nd Rensura kill of Season 7
Business-man[]
Haters is one of the most prominent business-men in all of Globia. He was run a range of companies, most notably: Gucci©, Haters Corp©, Exotic Fish Co©, Team Trees Globia©, and many Kebab© chains across Globia.
Religious Leader[]
Haters has been the figurehead of many religious throughout the seasons... such as the Religion of Zhong in season 3, the Corn Cult in season 4, and the Church of the Holy Cactus from season 5 onwards.
The Church of the Holy Cactus is currently the most successful religion in Globia. And, during season 5, was the dominant religion in over 50% of the nations.
Nation Leader[]
Haters has been the leader of successful countries throughout his time on Globia. In season 3, Haters lead the original Alekistan, who was the champion of the eastern mediterranean. Their borders spread from italy to iran. In season 4, Haters originally lead the Allied States of America, one of the largest factions, until he grew very unhappy with the current unactive state of the faction. In a last ditch effort to save the US, Haters decided to merge with Deseret and leave along with the original Alekistan members to reform Alekistan for the remainder of season 4. In season 5, Haters, along with Potato, created the Holy Cactus Empire, which quickly became the largest European Faction. In season 6, haters created the one true China, which was disbanded after an unsuccessful war with the Lotus Confederacy. In Season 7, Haters created the Kingdom of Hungary, which, along with Potato's Kingdom of Austria, became Austria-Hungary.