The Pointless War in Kola was a small-scale war between the Karelian Empire and Crimsonia. The War lasted just under 6 minutes, and resulted in a Karelian Victory.
Background[]
On the same day of the War, tetsu_chan, not even having created a country, used a nether portal in the nether to travel into Karelian lands. This was noticed by the Queen, QueenieMeli, who informed the Prime Minister, Tachtra, of the incident. While tetsu_chan was off beginning their country, the Queen and Prime Minister of the Karelian Empire were discussing wether to go to war or not. The answer was a clear yes to go to war.
The War[]
QueenieMeli couldnt attend the war, so the Prime Minister, equipped with SlimeTinker equipment created with the help of Pemos, fought alone against the woefully underdeveloped tetsu_chan.
After the War started, Tachtra quickly travelled from the capital in central Karelia, to the lands of tetsu_chan, being situated in the central Kolan peninsula, per elytra. tetsu_chan tried dragging the war out, by hiding undeground, and placing a trap at the entrance. The entrance was too unnoticable, and Tachtra started digging instead. (He didn't bring any shovel or pickaxe, thus had to gather wood first)
Entering a mineshaft leading to the Underground Base of tetsu_chan, said user was quickly one-shoted by the overpowered SlimeTinker equipment. The war was quickly ended afterwards, after Tachtra offered tetsu_chan to just surrender, instead of dragging the 10 minutes out. This was accepted.
Peace Deal[]
A small amount of resources and money were handed over, totaling:
$1,636.61, 25 wheat, 59 berries, 9 coal and a diamond
Aftermath[]
Karelia was already becoming more inactive, and after the war, both QueenieMeli and Tachtra stopped playing. After about 3 weeks, the Karelian Empire was automatically disbanded, and tetsu_chan took over the city of Murmansk soon after.
Tachtra revisited the city a few days after this happening, to find the nation disbanded and the city occupied. There was a sign proclaiming that Murmansk was now tetsu_chans city.
This whole war is considered pointless, by both sides.